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TO BE PLAYED WITH ON A SMARTPHONE????
help i downloaded this an hour ago and i need to be up in 4 hours i’m not an adult
TO BE PLAYED WITH ON A SMARTPHONE????
help i downloaded this an hour ago and i need to be up in 4 hours i’m not an adult
Possibly the greatest Greek-myth trainers ever (and maybe the only).
Flickr is down for me so I can’t link to the original page, but here’s the backstory on these.
how bad do you have to fuck up to end up with a kid like the reasonsmysoniscrying kid
i want that guy to give parenting tips so i can do the opposite
here’s the thing: kids cry every five seconds. they cry because they’re frustrated, anxious, uncomfortable, unable to…
SOMEONE IS HOARDING THE DEVOVEVO URL, RUDE
The thing is, you know, I get how you might be turned-off enough by the overpowering presence of Christianity in western culture to not wanna listen to gospel. I do. But then after I get that, then I don’t get it again, because then I’m listening to gospel, and, like…I’ve ignored a few asks on how to write songs, because I hardly know what to say, and everybody’s path is different, there’s no rules. But for real? I got where I got to lyrically by listening to songs whose lyrics were as rhetorically seamless as this one, and playing them for myself in the privacy of my room, and writing and rewriting the lyrics in notebooks to look at the phrases and see how they worked (and writing hopelessly pretentious little essays in the same notebooks where I described what I saw in the workings of the phrases) and then asking myself whether it were possible to tell more personal, less cosmically-absolute stories in similar terms. To tell stories of no consequence at all in comparably vast, comparable hermit terms. Naturally I’m not on this level yet, at all, but seriously. “When the bridegroom cometh, will your robes be white?/Are you washed in the blood of the lamb?/Do you rest each moment in the crucified?/Are you washed in the blood of the lamb?” I don’t care if your devotion to Satan is so total that you have his name written in ten-foot-high Helvetica on the side of your house as it is on mine, that right there is how you write a song lyric.
Are You Washed In The Blood Of The Lamb - The Louvin Brothers (by O’Neil Beckford)
John Darnielle blogs about the Louvin Brothers
S AT A N I S R E A L
still JL
of course he hates transparent prose. i think he’s using ‘arrondissement’ to mean ‘city district’ to mean ‘genre’ and i hate myself for spending five minutes figuring that out. then ‘travelogue of pastiche’. ‘mercurial talents’. i just (via wherejudaswenttodie)
Wait, what is this from? I don’t recognize it and I need ALL the things John Linnell has written.
(via selfcallednowhere)
It’s from this email interview (that’s the reason for all the vocabulary words I think)
“Flansburgh really wanted to write a song about the electric car”